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You know, ever since I was a wee lad I've had a real particular way for going about eating a lot of things. I used to absolutely have to eat my Skittles segregated and in pairs of two or three at a time unless I didn't let myself see what was in the bag before I ate it. I learned a lot about rationing enjoyment from this practice by saving just enough reds or greens to finish off with them.

Did you know they found out how to make Doritos the exact same flavor and everything without putting dust on your fingies? In the end they just tossed it aside since they were all like 'dust getting all over people's clothes is free advertisement for our product' or something I dunno. If they greenlit a specialty bag of that shit and marketed it to gamers I doubt they'd go in the red for a while.